Collection: URCHIN Mens Swimwear

Aquatic Mastery: Welcome to the URCHIN Men's & Unisex Swimwear Collection
Heading to the beach, hitting the pool, or strapping in for a high-velocity surf session? The URCHIN Men’s & Unisex Swimwear Collection delivers an exclusive line of premium board shorts, high-performance athletic trunks, and durable active rash guards—showcasing our hand-rendered iconography across silhouettes engineered to disrupt the shoreline.
Your swimwear dictates your fluid mobility, core protection, and structural tracking in the water. My deep, intuitive understanding of garment geometry and human anatomy wasn't learned from a textbook. Having completed classical training as a Sculptor at the Royal Academy in London, I spent years mastering the three-dimensional reality of proportion and movement. Combined with my global career as an International Fashion Model and my training as a Professional Photographer, I know exactly how fabric drapes, fits, and captures the eye in motion from both sides of the lens.
Engineered by a Surfer: Built for the Grit of the Elements
This collection is hardwired into a lifetime of high-performance action across changing terrains. I have spent decades testing the human body's limits—from catching raw coastal breaks surfing in the 1990s, to charging down freezing slopes while skiing and snowboarding, right up to teaching Yoga, Tai Chi, and Wing Chun Kung Fu globally for three decades. I know exactly how a short needs to fit to prevent chafing, hold its lock, and dry instantly when the pressure is on.
  • Boundaryless Unisex Architecture: True to our counter-culture roots, our core board shorts and trunks feature a highly versatile, unisex fit engineered to cross over effortlessly between our Men's and Women's athletic tribes.
  • The Shoreline Horizon: Choose Urchin for your bright, sun-bleached, Balearic beach life energy, or step into DARK URCHIN when you want to bring a sharp, midnight gothic glamour and a razor-thin subversive edge straight to the water.
Mindful & Sustainable Craftsmanship: 100% AI-Free
We believe in protecting the oceans we ride in. This collection is crafted using premium, ultra-durable textiles containing up to 91% Recycled Polyester, actively minimizing environmental strain and diverting plastic waste from our seas.
As products suitable for Swimwear become available that are Polyester free we will be replacing them with these. The Cotton Shorts we offer are suitable for Swimwear too ( obviously with rhe limitations that cotton has when wet).
True to the unbreakable core of our brand relaunch, every repeat fabric pattern, complex collage layout, and universal emblem is born entirely freehand on paper by independent UK designer John. Strictly AI-free—now, and forever. Digitized directly from the physical source and mindfully printed on-demand to eliminate mass-market overproduction.
Be Bold. Master the Water. Be Iconoclastic. Be URCHIN. Claim your armor today.
(Note: For our comprehensive range of high-performance female rash guards, bikini sets, and active separates, please navigate to our dedicated Women's Swimwear section).